Althazaire's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Max & Watch]

These games pissed me off

But still fun. nice vid.

Cookiecruncher, you're obviously too young. gtfo. or stfu. or something.

[Jackie]

-_-

What a fucking whore.

[Jerry]

Wow.

made me kinda sad and want to laugh at the same time, after a while, the repetition kinda gets funny, especially when he's surprised a bitch stole his money for the 3rd time.

[American Pokemon]

Oh, the timing is right now, Mr. M-Bot...

I still think it's funny how this review I wrote was removed, while still being miles away from the most caustic thing to be read on this site that some users have written.

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Review: wow. really. you lose as life if you take anything on this site that seriously. call me crazy, but I see a massive fucking barrier between this cartoon and reality. I agree that people with cancer shouldn't be mistreated, but this is a CARTOON. CARTOOOOOOOOON BRO. C-A-R-T-O-O-N. And this cartoon isn't 'targeting anyone', but if you're going to be using some outlandish standard like that, then maybe there shouldn't be ANY cartoons that involve anything other than characters dressed modestly with with prissy demeanors, laughing at lame, socially acceptable jokes while sipping afternoon tea with rainbows and birds chirping in the background. Sorry if someone you know has or had cancer and passed away, really, I am, but the world's not gonna stop spinning on their accord.

Guess it's just too much truth for some people to handle without calling the mod-squad mercenaries. censorship tsk tsk.

[Africa Dudes]

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meh.

to quote HotDiggedyDemon; "You're jealous because my n****r cartoon is better than your n****r cartoon." this was just long and tedious. I get the joke, but it's just not funny enough that it couldn't have been maybe 30 seconds - 1 minute for each collaborator's piece.

[WGJ4K: Confirmed 4 Brawl]

This is fucking golden

I love these 'mickey the dick' episodes, this one has to be the funniest I've watched so far. plz make moar?

[WGJ4K: Robert Burgless]

HAHAHA

That off-cam scene was so long, I forgot this was about "Robert Burlgess' letter". My name is Robert so when he said "HOPE YOU LIKED IT, ROBERT!" I kinda freaked out a little bit. hilarious

[Shrimps McGee]

Of course the 1980's never existed...

I mean, just look at Guns n' roses... I mean, axl rose... i mean...Guns N' Roses...ahh fuck it. I know it's true. I was born in 1988 and was so drunk I don't remember any of it.

[Prequel-Round 3-SFvsMK]

Damn

Nightwolf beatdown FTW, that was a pretty sick fight scene.

[MK: lunch money]

HAHAHAHA

totally fucking random, but done right. pretty damn funny. YA YOU PICKLE PUFFER. it's funny how people get upset over it being pointless, guess what; that's the best kind of sprite animation, RANDOM. want a story? read a book.