Althazaire's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Smokey the Monkey]

I fucken lol'd so hard when his leg broke off. that was so unexpected.

[WGj4K: Fan Editon 3]

Wow. this is total shit. what the hell is the point of intentionally shitty audio?

[Press Start: Food Fight]

LOL, I like the reference to the castlevania wall-chicken

[Swimmin with the Sharks]

Electricpulse...quit being a pussy. It's a cartoon. no one's ever been raped by a fucking shark. I bet you don't even get nearly as bent out of shape over real rapes and murders you see on the news.

Anyways, this made me lol.

[You're paranoid, bitch!]

damn, what a bitch

[The Greatest Idea Ever!]

The world being swallowed by a black hole...

....So..... BEAUTIFUL!

[GameMaster 4: Sonic]

this cartoon....

...is responsible for my new cocaine addiction. -_-

[WGJ4K: Tough Guy FronT]

hahaha

nice eprisode. and does that cat actually scare people?? weird. the first time I ever saw it, it was so -not freaky- that I can't remember a time I gave less of a shit about a cheap scare.

[EW: Matt Sucks]

HAHAHA

When he ran in to the mirror. genius.

[I can't fap to this...]

FUCKING AWESOME

as fucking always. love it.